Dear Luke Dashjr, 

Shit I am glad you’re here!

here’s why I want to join the @TaprootWizards:

I am a Taproot Wizard. I believe in magic. I believe in Bitcoin. I believe Bitcoin is magical. 

I will spread the Taproot magic no matter what sits in my wallet.

And if a wizard ever sits in my wallet, no monetary means shall ever remove it. 

My life goal is to be a Tapeoor Wizard and shit I’m glad you’re here. 

(I’m also decent value between beers 4 and 8… after that I’m merely magical) 

Thanks for storing our wizard JPEGs on your node forever! 🧙‍♂️

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P.S. Please stop eating cats